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Boris announced we must all change our plans
Because he’d invented tier four
The pubs would be closed, and you can’t see your gran,
Go straight home and lock all your doors!
Cancel the bird,
Freeze the spuds and the sprouts,
Get a microwave meal for one.
Enjoying yourself we cannot allow,
Until this bloody virus is gone.
Some refuse to believe that COVID is real,
That this illness is all a big con.
Some say that the Russians cut a deal with Bill Gates
And that Boris is really James Bond.
But most people are happy to live by the rules
They say that those theories are crazy
Online shopping they think, is saving the world
When it’s just an excuse to be lazy.
To keep safe we stayed home, talked to people on zoom
Avoiding their coughs and their sneezes
But boredom set in and we drank too much wine
And now we have type two diabetes.
We hope the end is in sight, now a cure has been found
But some wonder if we’re being told the truth,
Since Gladys age 90 had the vaccine last week
her left nipple picks up radio two.